THE GOLF CART.
One motorized golf cart. Zero respect for the rules. An absolutely unhinged journey across every fairway, sand trap, and restricted zone on the course.
Official Incident Reports
The Greatest Hits
The Sand Trap Incident
Cart was observed entering Sand Trap 7 at full speed. Driver appeared to be enjoying this. Cart exited via the 8th fairway. No explanation was offered.
The Putting Green Situation
Vehicle made unauthorized contact with the 18th green. Tire tracks measured at 47 feet. Cart was found parked at the clubhouse bar. Driver was unavailable for comment.
The Beverage Cart Standoff
Subject cart blocked the official beverage cart for 23 minutes on Hole 5. Witnesses report the menace cart appeared to be 'winning.' Beverage cart eventually retreated.
Season Statistics
The Scorecard of Destruction
* Statistics compiled by the Menace Golf Society. Accuracy not guaranteed. Accuracy not attempted.
Evidence
Caught in the Act
Join the Menace Golf Society
An exclusive club for those who treat cart paths as suggestions and par as a personal insult.
Membership Requirements
Membership requires: zero respect for golf etiquette (most of the time), a willingness to drive where you shouldn't, and the ability to look innocent when confronted by course marshals.
The Menace Golf Society accepts no responsibility for divots, tire tracks, or diplomatic incidents.