Season Stats
Leaderboard of Destruction
Every hole disrupted. Every bunker invaded. Every ranger outrun. The official record of chaos.
47+
Holes Disrupted
23
Bunkers Invaded
11
Rangers Outrun
0
Regrets
Official Rankings
Category Standings
Bunker Invasions
The MenaceGOAT
23 bunkers
Hole 7 triple-decker sand trap — legendary
#2
Cart Chaos ClassicELITE
14 bunkers
Back nine blitz, July 4th weekend
#3
Morning Mayhem RunCHAOS
9 bunkers
Pre-dawn stealth operation
Ranger Evasions
The MenaceGOAT
11 rangers
Hole 14 cart path sprint — undefeated
#2
Twilight TerrorELITE
6 rangers
Last light evasion, back nine
#3
Sunday ScrambleCHAOS
4 rangers
Crowded weekend, maximum chaos
Holes Disrupted
The MenaceGOAT
47 holes
Season total — still counting
#2
Memorial Day MassacreELITE
18 holes
Full round of pure disruption
#3
Labor Day RampageCHAOS
12 holes
Holiday weekend special
Hall of Shame
The most catastrophic individual incidents on record
CATASTROPHIC
The Independence Day Incident
Jul 4, 2026
3 holes
Drove through three consecutive fairways during a club tournament. Witnesses still recovering.
LEGENDARY
Memorial Day Massacre
May 27, 2026
1 hole
Parked the cart directly in the 18th hole cup. Technically a hole-in-one.
EPIC
The Ranger Standoff
Jun 15, 2026
1 hole
Engaged in a 45-minute standoff with the head ranger on hole 9. Neither party blinked.
CATASTROPHIC
Frost Delay Fiasco
Mar 8, 2026
18 holes
Arrived before sunrise. Left tire tracks across every green. Blamed the geese.
Think You Can Top This?
The Menace is always accepting challengers. Bring your cart. Leave your dignity.