The Origin Story
Every Legend Needs a Cart.
This is the story of one motorized cart, one unhinged golfer, and a mission to make the fairways fear them both.
147+
Rounds of Chaos
23
Bunkers Invaded
4
Carts Retired in Service
1
Active Menace
How It All Started
It Began on the 4th Hole.
Nobody planned for this. It started as a casual Saturday round — a man, a bag, and a motorized cart. Then something shifted on the 4th hole. The motorized cart rolled on its own thus creating his first fall. The crowd (two other golfers) gasped. A legend was born.
What followed was a series of increasingly improbable incidents: one after another, and a personality was birthed in the idea that we could all use a good story and a laugh.
Menace Golfing was founded on a simple principle: golf and life is too serious. The courses are too quiet. Rules are meant to be bent and laughter is the key to a good round. The cart deserves more credit. We are here to fix all of that.
The Mission
Terrorize Every Fairway. Leave No Green Unscathed.
We exist to remind the world that golf is a game — and games are supposed to be fun. Chaotic, unhinged, patriotically absurd fun. The cart is our vehicle. The course is our canvas. The scorecard is just a suggestion.
Patriotic Chaos
We love this country enough to ruin a perfectly good round of golf in its honor.
Cart First, Always
The motorized cart is not a tool. It is a co-pilot, a mascot, and occasionally a liability.
Winning is Optional
The score matters less than the story. We are here for the story.
Ready to Join the Menace?
Follow the cart. Embrace the chaos. Wear the gear.